I had to call the plumber today.  No big deal actually.  that is until he decided to get down on the floor to inspect the leak under the sink.  I know it is an old rumor that they all have their pants down around their hips, with a fat belly and crack showing.  I must confess, THIS IS NOT A RUMOR!  Someone has got to do something about this.  Why can't they have pants that fit?  Why can't they be buff?  Why can't they look like anything than what they do?  why? Why? Why? 

As this man squated on my floor it was like a magnet.  I couldn't pull my eyes away from the crack.  I wanted to. Really I did.  I thought about asking him what was up with the crack and the pants and the tee-shirt.  I know being the plumber he has enough money to buy clothes.  Why? Why? Why? 

Will someone write a story about a plumber, and I want him hot, buff, cut with muscles and he has to smell good.  Maybe I'll do it.

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